If you weren’t a web designer, what would you be?
David Attenborough in the week, professional footballer at the weekend.
Closest ever come to death?
Man-Flu, December 2009 — touch and go.
My most treasured possession
My Taylor guitar. Makes me happy every time I play it and worth every penny.
Idea of heaven
A paradise beach, a bottle of cold beer, a hammock and a snorkel.
If you could remove one thing from the planet, what would it be?